(Not The Bee) The scientists have figured it out! They’ve found another source of global warming and this time it’s got an easy solution!
Humans may be fueling global warming by breathing: new study https://t.co/5thlqLxaVr pic.twitter.com/2yD75gVdCJ
— New York Post (@nypost) December 19, 2023
Yes, all we need to stop global warming is for you to stop breathing!
Only then can the planet be saved!
Yes, you’re breathing, which exhales methane sometimes (burps) and your flatulence is contributing to the climate crisis.
So we all just need to stop breathing for a while to save the planet!
Checking in on the death cult… Yes, it’s still a death cult. https://t.co/s61l0cfuhJ
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) December 19, 2023
Okay, yeah, some of this is tongue-in-cheek from us, but there’s a large portion of climate activists that truly think people are a blight on the planet and that the world would be better off without humans.
Here’s the real point of this study though:
