(New York Post) Size matters in the Hamptons — and not just in real estate.
Physicians told The Post that the hottest spot for men in the tony Long Island beach crowd this summer is the doctor’s office — where they’re demanding penis injections to enhance their below-the-belt assets.
“These guys in the Hamptons love to skinny-dip at night — and they don’t want to come up short,” quipped urologist Dr. David Shusterman, founder of NY Urology.
“There’s definitely penis envy out in the Hamptons,” he said, referring to the growing number of deep-pocketed male beach-goers who care about the size of their member as much as their manse.
Shusterman said he started to administer the Priapus Shot, known as the P-shot, back in 2018 to help combat erectile dysfunction but noted that a byproduct of the injection is it “not only helps with erections, but with size.
“It’s like a vampire facial for the penis,” said the doctor — who told The Post in 2017 how Hamptons bachelors were lining up for vasectomies to avoid messy paternity issues after any summer fun.
“It makes your skin grow and improves how your skin looks,’’ he said of the shots.
The latest trend for wealthy men in the Hamptons is to receive injections to improve the size of their penises.
“But with the penis, it helps improve the blood vessels, so you have not only better blood flow to penis during sex, but it improves the size. It makes it fuller-looking, because it improves the blood vessels down to your penis.”
That means that Hamptons guys don’t have to only be well-heeled, they can be well-proportioned, too — a deal that has become too good to pass up for some as young as 25.
A 43-year-old single lawyer with a house in Water Mill told The Post he swears by the treatments to prep for his sexy nighttime soirees.
“You get the P-shots so late nights, you’re ready to go,” he said.
Urologist Dr. David Shusterman told The Post he has been giving men the Priapus Shot since 2018.Facebook
The man said that about 30 minutes before he brings “a couple of girls” and a guy friend or two back to his private backyard after an evening of carousing, he fires up the home’s hot tub remotely from his cell phone for the perfect bubbly backdrop.
He said getting the injections swells his confidence when then dealing with his guests, who conveniently have no bathing attire with them.
“[The injection] makes it look bigger — it definitely feels fuller and more plump,” he said of his penis.
Dr. Shusterman said injections can lead to all-around enlargements of more than 1¼ inches.
And in the land of the rich and famous, where multimillion-dollar real estate abounds, every inch counts.
“An inch is a large amount, especially if you’re looking at a smaller penis,” Shusterman said.
The stiff prices for the procedure — topping as much as $10,000 for a series of five shots administered every month or so — are still a drop in the bucket for guys with size on the brain.
The 30-minute non-surgical procedure isn’t painful, either, and has “no downsides or risks except cost,” the doctor said.
He explained that the technology involves using the patient’s own blood from his arm to isolate platelet-rich plasma and then injecting the plasma with a syringe with a tiny needle into the numbed penis.
“We take your blood, spin it and inject it right back,” he said.
The end result increases circulation and stimulates the growth of blood vessels in the penis.
“You’re fuller, and obviously the sex part is better – you get improvement in sex and in size,” said the doctor, adding that “while guys will see [their penis typically] shrink in water, that won’t happen here because it’s already full from the injections.”
