(New York Post) In the immortal words of kink positive Cancer king George Michael, “Sex is good. Not everybody does it/But everybody should/ Sex is natural, sex is fun.”
In celebration of the joys of intimacy we’re talking foreplay.
Foreplay is defined as any act that heightens sexual excitement, sets fire to desire and/or prolongs the toothsome tension that precedes orgasm. Human beings have long weaved in the heavy petting, edging, oral pleasure and other acts of procreative sex.
Here in the terminally repressed US of A, the Oneidans, bless them one and all, created a free love commune in the mid-nineteenth century. As a matter of policy, men were trained to refrain from ejaculation so as to avoid unwanted pregnancies, expand the bounds of sexual exploration and prolong the pleasure of their partners, “Men prided themselves on their ability to bring female partners to multiple orgasms, and extended foreplay was thus desired and widely used.”
Here, here!
Because Mars rules sex drive and desire, going strong and getting it on, make sure and read for your Mars sign as well. Also be sure to peep our guide to the perfect sex toys for each zodiac sign, sex position for your stars, TikTok sex trend to explore and our complete 2023 sex and love horoscope forecast.
Read on for turn ons.
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Aries are big on impulse be it the pulse pounding excitement of a public bathroom quickie or oral sex while driving.
Ruled by fast and furious Mars, Aries folk are more into getting it done and going back for more than in prolonging pleasure.
As a general rule, if it’s illegal it’s erotic to the people of the ram and fighting always counts as foreplay.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus is the haughty horndog of the zodiac.
Bad and bougie they want multiple orgasms with minimal effort in plush environs.
I have never met a Taurus who would turn down a rub down with fancy body oil nor have I ever known one not to put out after a massage.
It’s a short walk from the shoulder to the genitals folks and a ride the bull contingent is always ready to take.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini is ruled by Mercury, planet of communication and exchange.
As such, Geminis are lovers and lenders of the spoken word whose ideal foreplay is light on the heavy petting and serious about the dirty talk.
Shared fantasies, secret kinks, whispered wanting and full blown narration are welcome, language as lubricant all the live long day.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer folk prioritize security above all else and they need to feel safe before they feel sexual.
Foreplay for them looks like affection and words of affirmation.
Ruled by the moon and prone to people pleasing as a pleasure source, they’re into all manner of warming up and getting weird so long as they know they are loved, respected and that you’ll stay the night for the rest of your life.
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Leo is ruled by the sun and when it comes to sexuality they need to feel similarly like they are the brightest light source in the universe.
They love to be praised but not salivated over and being present is the first step in their foreplay routine.
Being watched/worshipped turns them on and practicing a strip tease routine is an excellent outlet for building desire.
Nothing is more of a boner kill for Leo than weak eye contact or screen distraction, unless of course you’re filming them which is a sure fire way to get their manes loose and nips hard.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
