(Not The Bee) You really can’t make stuff like this up.
Embarrassingly, I assumed this was parody. But it’s real. Latest state media report is that Secret Service is more upset about criticism of its hiring programs focused on things other than merit than it is that it allowed an assassination attempt of President Trump on its watch. pic.twitter.com/D7Z4EWdiVJ
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) July 18, 2024
Ladies and gentlemen, the problem is you, according to the Secret Service.
You made jokes about their female agent who couldn’t holster her gun and that’s the REAL problem here!
She’s STILL with the holster issue omg 😭 pic.twitter.com/goEdtzHvKU
— Frankster.eth (@thinktankfranks) July 17, 2024
When you didn’t have to lie on your résumé to get the job because a woman was all they were looking for…pic.twitter.com/uyd1BpcALc
— Shaughn_A (@Shaughn_A2) July 14, 2024
Does the Secret Service think being mean when a [checks notes] president of the United States nearly got his skull clapped by a bullet is unwarranted?
Is the Secret Service more appalled by mean tweets than an abject failure of its entire mission?
Yep!
Say it with me!
