(News.com.au) Last week Crystal Hefner said something we’ve all long expected.
Hugh Hefner was a “dud root”.
I know. Hold me up Jesus because I think I might faint.
I mean to be fair, the then 86-year-old Playboy founder’s frail old body, (I’m assuming) bad hips and old ticker probably weren’t up for a marathon love making session with his then 26-year-old-wife.
But surely, he could have thrown her a compliment or two and given her a nice back rub afterwards.
Nope.
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Hefner. Picture: Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy
Sheila Levell, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison. Picture: Robert Mora/Getty Images
Turns out the old codger was the definition of “snore” in the bedroom. With Crystal stating in her interview with Andrew Bucklow for news.com.au: “He never really cared to learn what women like or what women want or how to please a woman at all. He’s definitely a dud root,” she laughed.
Now as a woman I’ve never related more to a statement. Just last week my girlfriends and I were lamenting the current state of play in our bedrooms right now. And it is grim my friends.
Grim.
One girlfriend was telling me about her latest rendezvous, complaining that he limbered up, threw in a few grunts and was done before you could say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” (Mary Poppins anyone?)
Jana Hocking says porn is becoming a big problem. Picture: Instagram/jana_hocking
I mean, the last guy I was dating thought foreplay was a golfing term.
And I blame Hugh. And Playboy. And porn.
Why? Because it is becoming incredibly obvious that men are watching far too much male-targeted porn and thinking we women come with a blow-up device and an on/off switch.
A recent study found that thanks to its ever-increasing easy access (thank you internet), porn rates are soaring with many becoming addicted to it.
It also reported that this addiction has led to men being unable to reach orgasm, finishing too soon, failing to maintain an erection, and even leading to issues connecting on an emotional level with their partner.
