From NYpost.com…
Where’s Shrek when you need him?
A faux-Medieval castle — complete with trap doors, a dungeon and a secret underground grotto featuring a jacuzzi — could be yours for $2.3 million.
Entering the fortress requires visitors to traverse two gates, two watchtowers, a moat, a drawbridge and, last but not least, an actual portcullis.
The kingly residence was built not during the Middle Ages in Europe — but in 1990, in suburban Detroit.
