(Not The Bee) This dude’s addicted to the game. And by “the game” I mean the shoplifting game.
Ryan Rollins, who was waived by Wizards, accused of shoplifting multiple times from Target https://t.co/ygdkezozkT pic.twitter.com/iqhICOg4K1
— New York Post (@nypost) January 12, 2024
Some people just can’t break the habit, man, and apparently Ryan Rollins is one of those people.
Bro’s base salary was $1.7 million and he’s out here stealing what amounted to less than $1,000 worth of Target merchandise.
Bro got dropped by the Wizards for stealing from Target!
Now he could face 12 months in jail or “a fine of not more than $2,500,” or both.
This was Rollins’ second year in the NBA and he’s officially recorded more steals at Target than he’s had on the hardwood. Crazy numbers right there.
And bro,
Candles?
What?!?!
Who in their right mind steals a candle?
Like, I know Valentine’s Day is coming up, but still, why not use some of that fresh $1.7 mil?
Like I said before, stealing is addicting. Kleptomania is a real thing.
So sure, I’ll give Ryan the benefit of the doubt here, but that doesn’t mean I won’t show you some of the best content the internet has created in response to this man’s kleptomania.
Ryan Rollins Target shoplifting runpic.twitter.com/cDVVCIQABl
— Buttcrack Sports (@ButtCrackSports) January 12, 2024
Damn Wikipedia did Ryan Rollins filthy pic.twitter.com/lKOpsJW4NV
— Corey Horton (@CoreyHorton06) January 13, 2024
